Wall Street Wackiness

Well, well, well ... Lookiloo who's featured in the Wall Street Journal. Hilarious .... on so many fronts. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121440942660403727.html?mod=CarJMain_topright
I have not invented a new system of arbitrage, nor a secret system for embezzeling fractional pennies on each dollar of hedge fund gain (at least not one that I'm going public with)!

It seems I scored coverage in the Wall Street Journal -- for leaving. Who knew? I'm like a farmer paid not to plant crops. "Just quit & we'll pay you and say nice things in the media."

The reporter interviewed me over several days, asking for incredible amounts of revealing detail, which I was almost too eager to provide. I'm easy that way.

Funnily enough, almost all the details are wrong: from chronology, to spelling, to quotes. What, no fact checking at the WSJ?

I had to be told by others that my story had run, because when you're no longer on Wall Street -- you don't need to read the journal.

What next, my own show on CNBC? I definitely look less tired than Maria Bartiromo. I long to be the "funny honey" -- I'll call up the top dogs today and promise to go nowhere near financial services in return for my own prime-time special. Cold turkey never looked so good!